"Why're you so cl-ear?" It really seemed as if she was getting drunker with each passing second. Her tone was beyond slurred, in fact what were meant to be words could sound like awkward, jumbled imitations of language. "You should be riduc'lous and-and!!!" That was a lot of build up for two repeated words but at least she sort of awkwardly careened in the direction Bert meant to take her. "And not s'damnfuckin' smart, like, what is this?"

Her other hand came up to hold his cheek, tried to get him to look at her while her usually placid, calm gray-blue eyes were set on fire as she asked, very seriously, "What's with all of this Cuthbert? You've gott'a be clea-r like the rest of us sometimes!!"