Bert nodded, looking rather guilty as he took the kitten. "I guess I can't get you to go and fight Roland, can I? It might do you both some good." Then, in a lighter tone, "Or you could fight Susan! It would be cathartic, and let's be honest, you could probably sell tickets!"

Once it was out of his mouth, he immediately regretted that callous humour, and it was obvious in the twist of his mouth. "Cry pardon," he said again, and sighed. "Don't get hurt, okay? Try not to kill anyone."